Saturday, June 2, 2012

Scumbag Brother

Have you ever had "I just cannot be fucked now" moment?

I did. This morning. Tiba2 adek gw gak jelas mencak2 "Jesus Christ" gitu. Okay, last night I stepped on his glasses. BIG DEAL, he has another pair. Tp sayangnya, si kacamata cadangan dengan lensa warna coklat ala2 John Lennon-nya mendadak hilang pagi ini (u know how you always miss those things ure looking for, find em when you dont need em?)

AS I WAS SAYING, adek gw marah-marah udah kayak berandalan gitu. Bukan, bukan jenis vandal, tp kayak sok2an jadi cowok PL pada umumnya (urakan dan pemarah). Its a bit funny since he's like "anak Tuhan" gimana sih? Gw bahkan menyamakan dia sama anak pesantren pada umumnya where people expect you to be calm and wise.

Nih contohnya biar lebih kontras:
Adek gw lagi dalam keadaan normal: "Terima kasih Tuhan Yesus.", ngadain persekutuan doa, main gitar sambil doa dan nangis2.

Adek gw lagi dalam keadaan SENGKENG : "FUCK", "DUMB", "ANJING", gradak gruduk kek bocah deviant, NOT TO MENTION HIS ANGER.

Gw dalam hati: "Anying, lo anak Tuhan sikapnya kek gini..." Kek gw pengen banget nge-video-in dya lagi marah2 trus gw pasang di youtube, suruh murid2 dya di gereja liat. Ini lho Koko Dimas kalau lg marah2. I mean, its not just me who have to put up with his EVILISH behavior. Mak gw juga kek begitu. Hih.. He totally needs to put condom on if he acts like a dick, dress like one too, Bitch.

GRAHHHH... Siblings can be pain in the ass sometimes...